Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.
by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023
An online man with Munchausen syndrome who does not work for a living. He sleeps too much and is never there when it is important. Everything that a Negative Scott says is subterfuge. Do not give a Negative Scott titties as he will not know what to do with them.
by KudoRuKia December 06, 2023
Let's see, I make €400 a week after tax. Rent is €100, food is €50, gas is €50, insurance is €150 all told, electricity is €75...crap, negative income! Better cut back on something.
by Rhodoferax July 27, 2010
Misogynist asshole edgelord
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess
by subway572572 November 14, 2023
You ever notice you blame literally everything womem have going on on higher negative emotion? That OR men. Why are women choosier? High in negative emotion. Why women psychological contagion? High in negative emotion. Why women crime? Evil fat cock man make women crime. Why sloot? Fat cock manipulate women into loving fat cock.
Hym "You ever notice Jordan Peterson always credits either men or 'higher in negative emotion' as the reason behind women's behavior? I just noticed that. Oh, and earlier puberty. Hey JeepJorp. Why women like fat cock?"
Dr JeepJorp "They're higher in negative emotion! They need a fat cock to displace the negative emotion! But they don't ever fuck retard just for having a fat cock. They get manipulated INTO fucking retard by narcissistic men! Nothing is ever their fault! It's men! Making them be whores!"
Dr JeepJorp "They're higher in negative emotion! They need a fat cock to displace the negative emotion! But they don't ever fuck retard just for having a fat cock. They get manipulated INTO fucking retard by narcissistic men! Nothing is ever their fault! It's men! Making them be whores!"
by Hym Iam June 01, 2023
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
A negative elixer trade is an exchange of goods that is decidedly non-sided. This is derived from the popular mobile game clash royale, where the currency used to buy troops in battles is called elexir- if you expend too much and get little back, it is considered a negative elixer trade.
by AliasGoesHere June 18, 2023