Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).
Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
by Shay Dee June 20, 2018
by impasta_pasta October 22, 2014
When your computer freezes so you click every possible spot on the screen and bash your mouse against hard surfaces.
Guy 1: WTF DAMMIT WORK!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *clicks everywhere and smashes mouse*
Guy 2: Mouse rage, bro?
Guy 2: Mouse rage, bro?
by Very Big Muffin February 25, 2011
by pkt December 17, 2004
by Kelly Frith February 23, 2007
When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out
by Mark Preston March 12, 2003