Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.

On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".

by mikezpizza May 6, 2018

Mike Ockburns

Put some ice on it.

Ouch ouch, Mike Ockburns!

by BigDaddyPhilip May 22, 2020

Mike Trout

he just mike trout, man

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren

by hard rock gin September 13, 2020

Mike Rodick

His name is funny, but his name change is better: He goes by his moms maiden name, which is litt. Mike Litt

I lost Mike Litt, I swear he is like a Mike Rodick, You can never find him under your nose.

by Shesfuckingcrazy October 5, 2020

Mike Macking

Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.

I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!

I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.

by Van Thos December 9, 2012

Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.

girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face

by lawl... December 29, 2011

Mike Moment

The act of being filled with austism and saying random bullshit at the worst moments. aka Mike Moment

The family is getting ready to drive off. Mike starts talking about fucking a russian bread based beverage. A classic Mike Moment.

by ApyrNamNahui January 25, 2021