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Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.
by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018
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Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.
Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.
by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
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Fondue fountain

When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.
Sarah let me fondue Fountain her last night
by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018
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Glaze Fountain

A term used for when a girl stacks donuts on an erect penis before ejaculating, thus creating glazed donuts
Girl - “Hey, wanna go to the library and study?”
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?
by thecshnic October 4, 2023
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Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.
by ?Somone? November 15, 2022
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