Swamp Opossum

Slang; used to describe one of the fattest asses one has ever seen.
Jee willikers... look at the swamp opossum on her...
by Tomkittycat February 06, 2020
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swamp buggying

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between the buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to a swamp buggy.
I was swamp buggying her last night.
by akon907 May 11, 2015
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swamp ass

ben's swamp ass was so bad, he had to change his boxers 4 times in a single day. We replied, "holy shit, that's some swamp ass."
by dick head September 19, 2004
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Swamp Logging

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.
Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.
by ForShame October 30, 2010
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Bumping Swamps

The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".
Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.
by Jones Jones February 27, 2008
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swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).
No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.
by Sciurus palustris March 18, 2009
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swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)
by Steven April 03, 2005
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