portes

Dominican nigga that loves that pussy

You that nigga is a portes

by Nigga69999999 November 9, 2019

port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024

Port rack

Shelf outside classrooms to put backpacks (ports) on.

"School's about to begin, make sure you put your port on the port rack"

by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).

Muy just forest ported sth.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018

Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.

You're such a doodle port

by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024