A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.
by LarryTheLizard March 24, 2015
Larry is a simple man, he enjoys the small things in life. Larry has an obsession with feet, weed and shitting on random objects. Larry gets around in a 2012 Kia Soul, he heartily loves his Kia collection almost as much as he enjoys the feeling of a good shit on a treadmill. Larry King also deeply enjoys the new Grande Big Mac from Mcdonald's. He proudly rolls his lime-green Kia through the drive-through.
In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.
In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.
by HoinyHayden69 July 15, 2021
Jababa Larry is a Sigma phenomenon in the greek region. He's thought of as the biggest zyzz preworkout user and has huge muscles. People adress others with this term if they are jacked.
by skxeptikz March 08, 2023
When you pop an alka-seltzer and give a guy a blowjob. When you start foaming at the mouth he will think you have rabies
by jacksonaltec September 13, 2016
that bird repeats after me,so Talking Larry
by Yes it is a lot better February 15, 2022
LARRY THE COOLEST! is ALWAYS the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes - as opposed to wussy non-Larry wussies (or is it pussies?) Once again just to clarify, LARRY THE COOLEST! IS ALWAYS THE COOLEST! AND HE DOES NOT PLAY MUCH BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE IS THE COOLEST! AND PLAYZ TO WINZ AND HE WINZ WHEN HE PLAYZ!!!
Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.
The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!
I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!
Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?
If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.
The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!
I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!
Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?
If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some days I just wonder how it would be to be Larry the COOLEST! OF THE COOL PUSSY MAGNETS! He gets ever girl, guy, disease and everything in between that he wants and doesn't want.
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama
So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,
And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea
Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama
So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,
And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea
Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
Larry Stylinson is a mix with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Rumours that the pair were dating started circling after Louis Tomlinson was seen jumping into Harry’s arms after the boys were placed into One Direction (the biggest boy band in the planet). Management (🤢🤮) forced the pair apart after two years of adorable content from the boys (and of course we can’t forget captain Niall). By the end of 2015 the pair were hardly allowed to look each other in the eyes on camera.
When the band took a 18 month hiatus (🙄I don’t think the boys can count but oh well) Larries didn’t lose hope, they tried there hardest to find Larry proof and well I have to say they succeeded. They have found lots and lots of proof and i for one believe it. We don’t wish any hate on Harry styles or Louis Tomlinson, we do encourage hate and pain unto management and modest so if you are feeling angry take it out on them.
Treat People With Kindness! Uhh no we’re doing it the Tommo Way!
When the band took a 18 month hiatus (🙄I don’t think the boys can count but oh well) Larries didn’t lose hope, they tried there hardest to find Larry proof and well I have to say they succeeded. They have found lots and lots of proof and i for one believe it. We don’t wish any hate on Harry styles or Louis Tomlinson, we do encourage hate and pain unto management and modest so if you are feeling angry take it out on them.
Treat People With Kindness! Uhh no we’re doing it the Tommo Way!
Anti: All this Larry Stylinson nonsense is pushing them apart.
Larrie: uh.. no it’s management those motherfuckers.
Larrie: uh.. no it’s management those motherfuckers.
by 1Dwillcomebackmaybe April 05, 2021