Edna Texas

Edna is lil town where everyone knows everything about everyone which is good and bad. School doesnt care to much about sports but still compete. I love edna <3

Im sad, nvm i live in the ol Edna Texas im happy again

by Tx lover October 24, 2011

texas snowplow

banging a girl on all fours then kicking her arms out from underneath her causing her to get rug burns on her forehead.

My ho has rug burns on her forehead cause I was showing her the texas snowplow.

by dizzzog April 17, 2006

nacogdoches texas

Fucking boring ass town. Everyone claims there real though most aren't. Over ran by methheads and dealers. The oldest town in Texas is about the only thing worth mentioning honestly. One street is rich take one turn your in the projects. Commonly known as Nasty Nac, Nacognowhere, Niggogdoches, Crackogdoches, Etc. Pretty much the slums or Puts if Hell. They say once here you can't leave without returning for good one day.

Nacogdoches Texas is a fucking waste of map space!

by NacogManiac December 26, 2016

eastland texas

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.

Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.

by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

texas leaguer

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.

The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.

by RexGibson August 16, 2006

Texas Helper

A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.

I can't count how many times my Texas Helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.

by trön June 13, 2017

Texas Poundcake

The Texas Poundcake is when 3 friends take the shortest one and make them drink a full gallon of milk. The two taller friends then begin peeing all over the short one while the tiny person puts a bagel in their own mouth. All three of the friends then wrestle until the short one pukes out the gallon of milk along with the bagel. The tall players then fight to eat the bagel off the floor. The one who eats the "Texas Poundcake" off the floor first gets to sit out for the next round while a new player is called in.

Hey Logan! Remember when you, kim and I played Texas Poundcake at the Freddy Fazzbear's pizza yesterday?

by LasagnaMan9 October 28, 2021