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testacular

The supreme level of gayness. So gay that a reference to male genetalia must be included in the description.
My girlfriend made me watch this awful movie. It was testacular!
by wralen April 18, 2003
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Holy Testicle Tuesday

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"
Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!
by Selric February 24, 2015
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008
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Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015
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Pinus Testicles

A young greek boy from the town of greecikiastopolis. 2. cousin to greekastopolis t. Hector. How to say idiot in norweigian
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.
Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012
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Testickle

when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls
guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle
by Connor S April 10, 2021
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