soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

by West S. December 1, 2009

Soft Baked

When you're high, but your dick ain't

I tried hitting that pussy, but my dick went soft baked.

by Greek Soda Nigger April 8, 2015

soft ass nigga

Lonzo Ball

1: Who’s the softest player in the NBA?
2: Lonzo Ball. He’s a soft ass nigga who can’t shoot

by PatrickBeverley August 5, 2020

rim soft INTOXICATED

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012

Cuddling a softie

The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.

Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya?

Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.

by Poppa Stuey December 15, 2011

soft patch

A female tampon softly patching a woman's butt cheeks together, via the sticky properties of ovulation, at night while she is sleeping on her back; this process is made possible by the vagina's natural elasticity, as well as the uncontrollable relaxing and contracting while she sleeps, thus, causing the 'tamp' to slide out of the 'vag' (vadge), right into her crack.

EX:1

Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?

Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!

Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?

Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!

EX2:

Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?

Tiff - Hell ya nukka!

Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!

Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!

by toshlikesmanpie March 19, 2010

soft aim

What Clix attempts to have but Mr. Mongraal has acquired and mastered it.

Bro have you seen that shitter unknown army. Well yeah he definitely doesn't soft aim without his shitty controller.

by UUUUUUHHHHHHHH August 1, 2020