swamp zombie

An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.

I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.

by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014

Swamp Opossum

Slang; used to describe one of the fattest asses one has ever seen.

Jee willikers... look at the swamp opossum on her...

by Tomkittycat February 6, 2020

swamp ass

a very sweaty smelly ass

ben's swamp ass was so bad, he had to change his boxers 4 times in a single day. We replied, "holy shit, that's some swamp ass."

by dick head September 18, 2004

Swamp Logging

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.

Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.

by ForShame October 30, 2010

Bumping Swamps

The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".

Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.

by Jones Jones February 27, 2008

swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).

No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.

by Sciurus palustris March 17, 2009

swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

by Steven April 3, 2005