retro-stalking

Commenting or liking friends' statuses from over a month ago. This is usually achieved via facebook's Previous Status Updates feature.

Example of retro-stalking:
Your Friend
Im ready for highschool to be over with!
May 2010

You
ME TOO!!!!
March 2011

by retrostalker April 26, 2011

Scroll Stalking

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.

"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."

by Turtle the Turtle January 1, 2012

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

lesbian standing 69

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.

Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.

Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.

by Krashito February 6, 2017