Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

The Familiar Stranger

When you sit on a hard, wooden chair until your ass falls asleep so that your buddy can rail you from behind without it being gay.

Yo, Martin gave me The Familiar Stranger last night and was courteous enough to toss a dish rag underneath for the leaks. I like that guy!

by StankNuts March 27, 2020

Stranger Things Day

Stranger Things Day is on November 6th because that is the day Will went missing. Netflix made this an official holiday (i think lol)

Person 1: I love Stranger Things so much!
Person 2: We should celebrate Stranger Things Day together!

by iamruby November 14, 2020

Stranger Danger

This act is done by one man, and one man only. They call him “Danger” because everyone fears him. His sexual fetish is one that is never heard of before, but encouraged for all. The “Stranger Danger” move involves clamping two pegs on your nipples and then rubbing tomato sauce all over your head and armpits.

I dare you to do the Stranger Danger on Kimmii

by BigDickusMickus May 19, 2020

Stranger

Gay man, jokingly

“Hey stranger; how ya doin’?

by 0orange_iron May 29, 2020

free range stranger

Another name for a homeless person

Did you guys see that free range stranger over by Walmart

by Porkchop Actual March 19, 2017

Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.

PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!

by Dougtwin September 16, 2017