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Straight Piss

When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of events, or overall poor quality of any given day.
1.
"Hey, what do you think of the picture I drew?"
"Umm, it's straight piss!"

2.
"Man, I can't believe someone would fuck me over like that."
"Yeah, thats straight piss."

3.
"So last night was suppose to be a wild time and it turned out to be all this drama, she got sick so we had to leave early, lost my fucking wallet THEN I hit like an hour of traffic on the way back. STRAIGHT PISS!"

4.
"So I got fired today over some bullshit......yup, straight piss!"

5.
"So my boy said he had all these hotties coming down last night, so I show up to the bar..."

"And how they look?"

"Son........STRAIGHT PISS!"
by Bruno Coldcreek March 7, 2008
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Straight as a bow

Wordplay on the expression "straight as an arrow". It basically means gay.
So that Doogie Houser dude, Neil Patrick Harris, he's straight right? I mean he did fuck those two strippers in Harold & Kumar.

Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.
by Dark Master Joey February 18, 2009
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Them:deku is gay

Me:deku is straight
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Straggot

An alienated species of human, they’re very predatory and think they get pussy as if it’s handed to them on a plate.
You can catch straggotitis- so STAY BACK!
Did you hear about straggot leader Tony Lopez? Turns out he’s a nonce too!”
by xoxcandycottenxox August 20, 2020
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gay straight

a gay guy with all the attributes of a straight guy i.e drinks beer and watches sports.
tom is so gay straight that he has sex with women
by stibthgie December 20, 2004
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Straight

1) A heterosexual person.
2) A word used to decribe a line that has no curves.
3) Not on drugs.
1) Are you gay? Naw, I'm straight.
2) That line is straight.
3) You on crack? No, I'm straight.
by Yeoz March 3, 2005
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Straight Edge

As said previously, this is an idea mainly thought to be coined by Minor Threat (thus being an offshoot of punk/hardcore).
Their song Straight Edge outlines their lifestyle that they choose to live... I've been told it was their drummer who was using a ruler to draw a poster and noted that the ruler's straight edge was a metaphor for their lifestyles...
The basic outline of straight edge is, as said before, not wanting to or taking part in:
Drinking (or any mind effecting drugs)
Smoking
Casual sex (without a loving relationship)

This is just a simple guideline of what the LIFESTYLE of an edge person is. It can be built upon with vegan/vegetarianism, no caffeine and other choices that keep your body poison free.
An X can be worn on the hands of people who are edge, along with stating poison free, straight edge can be abbreviated to sXe. The X on the hand is because at punk/hardcore gigs, an X was drawn on the hands of minors so that they would not get served at the bar. With this movement people started putting Xs on their hands to show that they did not want to drink.
The idea of straight edge is not to poison the mind and body with anything that is bad for it, this, to me includes being a general bastard to people… For me its being the best person you can be.

We are not boring people, I choose not to drink, it doesn't mean I can’t have fun, or go to parties, I just have fun while knowing what I’m doing and remembering.
Straight edge should unite people and not turn into a gang who discriminate against people who do poison their bodies... It's their choice, let them live with it, I don’t look down on people who aren’t edge.
Two good examples are:
Davey Havok (AFI)
Justin Sane (Anti-flag)
... These guys are modern day saints in my opinion

non sXe: do you want a drink/joint/smoke/one night stand… etc.?
sXe: No thanks, I don’t want to do that
(Straight edge is not a reason not to drink, smoke etc. A straight edge person will have their own reasons; straight edge is just a way of showing their lifestyle.)
by Stef P May 29, 2005
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