Stewartstown Station

The horrible stage of any long term relationship. When you stop having freaky experimental sex and start having boring middle-aged grown up sex. Usually highlighted by endless bouts of mind numbing missionary position.

Gabe and I are really excited about getting married, I just hope we don't move to Stewartstown Station.

by Mag-Num April 30, 2009

Stati

The plural form for Facebook status updates.

'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'

'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'

by No.Scurvy September 26, 2009

stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.

Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".

by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007

crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

by SwishFish July 20, 2004

Cincinnati Compressor Station

When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.

Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.

by More Pimp Smoker September 19, 2009

action station

Synonym for pornography. 'Action' meaning sex and station referring to a television channel.

They're all the same size on the action station: huge.

by dpatrickb October 15, 2008

retardation station

a group of people who are acting retarded

here comes the retardation station

by Cott September 2, 2003