by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 28, 2010
Get the santa shit mug.Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker.
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by big bad chuck April 2, 2010
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I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.
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stanti: I follow them and buy their music and simp over them but you'll find 9859589595 threads on unpopular opinions and hot takes I made to bash them and their music for no fucking reason lol
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