Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

by Enigmanic September 11, 2014

poseidons stab

When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.

When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab

by Anonymous..........312 November 25, 2017

h-stab

Horizontal Stabilizer, the horizontal part of an aircraft's airfoils which does not move, and does not provide significant lift in normal operations, almost always the horizontal part of the tail.

When the pilot bailed out he was injured by hitting the h-stab.

by nobody_2 July 6, 2018

bone stabbed motherfucker

harsha is a bone stabbed motherfucker

youre a bone stabbed motherfucker

by pussydiver69 November 3, 2018

tongue stab

Basically using your tongue as a sword and stabbing it into the women’s asshole

Person1: hey baby can I tongue stab you?
Person2: Ight

by TheFirstBigOunce June 17, 2019

Savage Stabbage

Getting a dick in the ear. Usually while sleeping in a parking lot. I know my mother in law is home so I don't want to go home.

Didn't want to go home early from work. So I pulled over and slept in the parking lot. Woke up to a Savage Stabbage.

by GonnaGetSome November 15, 2019

Buzzy Stabber

A vibrating dildo

I was looking for my mom’s Bible and instead I found her buzzy stabber.

by Beefy Jesus May 1, 2021