squirrel

Noun - derogatory - a name for an overzealous emergency responder who rushes to the scene of an emergency in an effort to help, but is often a liability to other responders' efforts.

Verb - (not derogatory) - in firefighting/EMS/rescue, to actively pursue 911 calls to run, especially outside of your first due.
-also: stealing good 911 calls (fires) from other units

"Jimmy is such a squirrel! He's always listening for alarm bells on the scanner to run in and save the day, even when it isn't his assignment."

"Engine 6 is out in 44's area squirreling calls. They've caught 2 ALS calls today, but no fire"

by Fire_Wolf December 16, 2008

squirmish

A skirmish that makes Tea Partiers squeamish.

Sarah Palin was wondering if the situation in Libya was a war, or a squirmish.

by CryingPrunes April 14, 2011

Squirrel

A word called out to call dibbs on a girl when among fellow male hunters.

Girl walking down the street.

Group of guys walking towards girl

Rod: "Squirrel!"

Tom: "You can do that, I called her already"

Rod: "Dont scam on my squirrel"

Tom: "Suitcases!"

The end

by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 21, 2007

brown squirrel

The act of a woman holding cum in her cheeks making them appear puffy like a squirrel's directly after performing an ass-to-mouth. The final step of the brown squirrel is to smack both cheeks simultaneously causing the cum to be sprayed violently from the mouth.

My cum was all over the wall after I pulled a brown squirrel on that chick.

by german skeez January 13, 2009

Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

squirrel eater

Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.

Someone who you would not want to date.

There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.

Nikki: So, Jeremy talked to me today..

Preslie: Eww that guy?! He's a real squirrel eater!

by SheeWolf June 17, 2012

squirrel finder

A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.

Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.

by Eddie Money Rocks April 14, 2021