Squeeze the Fish

Squeeze the fish the female equivalent to drain the snake/lizard).

Hey Betty, grab us a drink I’m off to squeeze the fish, might be a while, long wait at the ladies .

by Bobbysgirl33 May 17, 2020

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner

"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."

by strEEt-sama May 17, 2021

Squeege

A person who has a extremely high voice.

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."

by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

Peevin-squeevin

Term of irish origin referring to someone who could be considered dumb or silly. An adjective, often reserved for describing someone who has just done something spectacularly daft.

"Oh my God, Finton! You're such a peevin' this evening!"

"Did you see Shauna slip on that banana peel beside the tractor yesterday and subsequently drop her ice-cream on a toddler's face?"
"Yeah, she's such a peevin-squeevin..."

"They're a shabble of peevin squeevins, those lads..."

by Devio September 21, 2009

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012