Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

spilked

A word which has two meanings so that you can use it to get out of lying.
Definition 1: To have sex with.
Definition 2: To be turned down by a girl when moving in for a kiss.

Larson: So, how did the date go?
Ted: She Spilked me!
Larson: Sweeeeet!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

spuk

Synonymous with defenestration (2)As named by the 'Spuk Pillow' found in the basement of Harper Hall (origin unknown).

We spuked a televesion from the roof of Harper Hall.

by Captain Carter January 7, 2008

Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009

spunk

Male sex juice (seamen)

She pumped me so i spunked all over her face.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003