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spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that
The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched
by B.Conlon May 26, 2019
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spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
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Spread your bread

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
Hey babe spread your bread for me
by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019
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Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
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west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.
Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall
by Not,e 1020 March 24, 2018
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spread the icing

To spread cum or semen (icing) onto someone's ass (cake)
"You know Dayona?" "Yeah, did you spread the icing on the cake ?" "You know I did"
by 😄 Bangtan trash 😄 December 21, 2017
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pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.
by roachnastee December 11, 2017
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