splafety

Like safe; but for when you're a locally renowned smoke-smith

Stonestein: Hey bae, I just put the kettle on, going to make some dank tea
Dankmiestro: spplllaaaaffffffffeeeeeeee

Stonestein: splafety m8

by BERGJEW April 17, 2016

Spladoonking

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.

I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking

by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016

splaze

A person who loves to make people laugh, help out and more.

That guy is such a splaze!

by ElSavage August 12, 2016

Spladoober

A term for ejaculate, much like splooge. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I spladoobered all over my floor.
Dude, she made me spladoober so hard last night.

by AnonPikmin October 3, 2016

Sprader

Derived from a lost turtle.

That boy acts like a Sprader.

by theturtleyman October 1, 2016

Slade Vossen

A man horse, someone who has an overly large penis, An illusive person with a cock like tom bradys arm, solid gold.

I couldnt fit Slade Vossen in my mouth.
I tried to take a pic of Slade vossen, it wouldn't fit in frame.

by CarlieSauce94 February 26, 2017

Slade

Talks to much annoying cranky at night and is really tuff is also really rude

Slade is annoying

by Lpspak July 19, 2018