situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

by rickbb August 2, 2014

Shituation

The Worst Possible Situation that could happen

When He Lied About His Homework He Noticed He Was In A Shituation Where He Had To Make It All Up

by ExplodingGold September 7, 2014

spitulation

when a person sprays large amounts of saliva out there mouth when talking.

stop your spitulation, say it don't spray it.

by thejackman1 December 31, 2013

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

shituation

Any circumstances resulting in dismal failure and disappointment.

That party was a shituation I'll be trying very hard to forget.

by 10commoncents April 14, 2015

Shituation

Describes a situation that has gone to complete shit.

E.g "My missus just caught me having an anal threesome with her step sister and step mum"

"That's a pretty shituation"

by SimpleIsaac June 7, 2016

Shituationship

A shitty relationship.
When your in a relationship and things get complicated because there's a shitty situation involved.

"How is you and John's relationship?"
"Oh, you mean our shituationship?"

by PERC Princess August 30, 2016