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delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

Spearing 

verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart
thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously
Spearing by TCWalsh April 19, 2010

Separation of Church and State Denier 

A person (in most cases a supporter of the Religious Right) who intentionally ignores the 1st amendment to advanced a certain religious groups moral agenda over another. Ignore the fact the 1st amendment clearly states that the U.S. can not endorse religion.
Clearly some one who cherry-picks the Constitution without any respect for the constitution as a whole.
These type of people tend to support or smpythise with Social Authoritarian(a.k.a. Radical Social Conservatives)
People who can't fully be trust with the reigns of Government.

Search Google or type a URL 

When you're sitting in class and finished all the work or you dont want to do the work but you cant play games since you'll get suspended so in this moment of boredom you type "Search Google or type a URL", you end up on urban dictionary and end up typing a definition about "Search Google or type a URL
mind: Yes I'm done with my work, no homework:D. So what am I gonna do now?
mind:hmmmm the games are blocked:(
mind: *Sees Search Google or type a URL*
mind:types in
mind: ends up on urban dictionary
mind: reads definitions
mind: time to make my own

search and destroy 

To seek a specific target and eliminate it in sight.
Counter-Strike-"I'm going to Search and destroy you noob "--ak47--" when i find you"
search and destroy by Max Chen January 11, 2008

Lynn Spears 

1. Mother of Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears. She must be SO proud of how they've turned out.

2. The definitive 'stage mom', and all the proof that should ever be needed to make it a criminal act to be one.

3. Presumably, a frustrated performer trying to live vicariously through her kids.
Well, at least one of Lynn Spears' kids has stayed out of trouble!
Lynn Spears by Eugene 206 March 3, 2008