Spartner

A combination of the words "spouse" and "parter" meant to not be sexual-preference specific; one's life partner.

All couples argue sometimes, but one must learn how to deal with their spartner in a calm, proper manner.

by Janie U August 5, 2009

Scarty

The act of consuming drugs/alcohol on the way to a party/bar using only scooters, skateboards or bicycles as a way of transportation.

Hey dude! Wanna scarty to that pool party tonight?

by Scarty Crew August 25, 2011

sparta

a town in jersey where all of the inhabitors think they are the sh**s and all thetowns around it think of them as spoiled rich people the minority percentile is like a mere .0003%

spartan- Yo homie wats popping yo lets get high this weekend because that the only thing we can do!

by kljh April 22, 2006

sparta

a nice ass town in jersey which everyone hates because some of us are a little rich and yes we have our snobs but most of us are cool people. everyone thinks that we all smoke weed and alot of us do but hey we win all our sports so u got beat by a bunch of pot heads congratulations. our cops have no life and bother us when they really should bother the kids who have no life and who aren't even from our town who come to it just to tell us we are gay when they are drivin a piece of crap and drove 20 minutes to get there on a weekend just to tell us that cause they are jealous that we have cool stuff in our town and they don't

other kid: wow you guys are from sparta wow u guys are gay

sparta kids: we're gay you don't see us coming to your town just to diss you cause we have nothing better to do

other kid: speachless and drives away in his piece of crap minivan

by ~~E~~~~Y~~~ October 5, 2007

sparta

Sparta is a rich white bred town full of kids with their heads up their own asses. I just moved here from Bergen County and all I hear is these faggots whine about their stupid problems. Like how "daddy didn't buy me that BMW" or "my life is so hard because i don't have a credit card at the age of 16." These kids are such pussies and are in need of a serious dose of reality and serious ass kickings. I can also count every minority in this town on my one hand. These kids also don't realize that everyone thinks that they're such faggots. Whenever I tell people in Sussex County that I live here they say things like "ouch" or "get away from me" or "i'm so sorry." I can't wait until i'm 18 so i can get the fuck away from these losers and their fucking ugly girls.

Next time your in Sparta beat up the first kid you see chances are they deserve it.

by Fresh Y May 15, 2006

Spart

A neologism combining the words sperm and farting.

Sparting is accomplished upon the anal deposit of a man's ejaculate and the receiving partner's subsequent flatulence which expels the mixture.

I was terrified when I saw my poop laced with sperm webbing - I think I just spart myself.

He blew the load all up in my butt, you best believe that ima spart it out.

My panties were soaked in the back. I did have anal sex, so I'm guessing I sparted.

by H0tC0ffey August 30, 2011

smarty pants

Any pants you are wearing at the time you make a smarty pants comment.

Ooh, that was a good one - Patrick must have his smarty pants on today.

by fushigi88 July 29, 2009