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hobo shank

Its an action you participate in by using your thumb as a stabbing devise into another living being body.
A hobo is too broke to afford a real knife so they use there god given tool of torment,there own thumb.

life situation,

You:lalala wow today is really looking to be a good day.

Hobo/random person:-BAM- *sticks thumb in your side with pleasure*

You:What the fuck! Im gona get you back!*hobo shanks back*

Spectator:wow they look silly....
by Dylan_nondimalishing December 29, 2007
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gank shank

The phrase describes anything that is either broken or fucked up.

(FYI: both words rhyme with "bank")
This fucking rod is gank shanked, it won't fit into the hole anymore.

Alison got gank shanked at the party last night.
by Brizzo55 May 27, 2006
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Flank and Shank

A term originating from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 where one attempts to flank, get to an opposite side or objective using stealth, then proceed to shank the victim(s), prison term for knifing.
Loser 1: Dude I had the best game ever, I flank and shank the entire team.
Loser 2: Wow thats straight out of shawshank man.
by Daniel Yaa5 March 9, 2010
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pod shank

The process of sharing music between iPods by loading songs from one iPod onto a computer and then loading the songs onto another iPod.
Brooke is going to pod shank from her friend Cory so she can put music from his iPod onto hers.
by Chi-town CPAs September 27, 2006
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Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
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hand shank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets
by Mullinator March 28, 2015
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shank tank

1. Another name for prison or school.

2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.
Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.
by Bruce Needzweed December 14, 2016
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