blow seed

for a male to ejaculate

hey bro let's find some thots tonight at the bar and bring em back here, i need to blow seed tonight.

by sd1rager January 8, 2024

Life Sustaining Seed

That ever so precious male fluid originating in the cum sac. Women desperately crave the contents of this protein rich, love custard. Churning and waiting sweet release deep into that fertile, vaginal womb.

As I thrusted harder and deeper into Erika's warm, wet vaginal cavity, the sensations started to get the best of me. I knew that I had to pull out or risk impregnation; however, just as I was ready to shoot ropes of hot molten jism all over her substantial, 36DD mommy milkers, she grabbed me by the ass and commanded that I deposit that Life Sustaining Seed deep inside her fertile womb. How could I resist her commands...?

by Michael Aruba January 26, 2024

Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable

The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!

by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023