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Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.
Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018
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schlonghat

The excess skin left around your penis after circumcision
With a British accent; pardon me mam have you noticed my exquisite Schlonghat.
by Hiemie April 7, 2018
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Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.
Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Schlong

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG
by DiccHole January 28, 2019
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Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.
Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!
by TheAlienET April 13, 2019
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Schlongulus Prime

The perfect way to describe a massive penis.
Noot has a Schlongulus Prime
by ketaminekunt69420 July 13, 2019
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Schmingled

Schmingled is a term used in gaming mostly. It’s when someone is cracked out / off their head. Maybe the schmingled person has had a few energy drinks and now they’re playing crazily. For example in Call of Duty they might be flying around the map just taking heads.
“Wow that kid is schmingled bro. Look how badly he wants this win!”
by El Smacko May 23, 2019
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