Joe Schmeckles

A person who is gay.

That guy is a real Joe Schmeckles! He isn't staying the night is he?

by theunknowning February 2, 2025

Bubbing a Schmear

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting

Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.

by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

Doing A Schettino

Doing a schettino

1. A phrase meaning somebody escaping or abandoning from a place without alerting anyone

Examples: "Jeffrey was doing a schettino when we were going to skydive." "Rodney was trying to be doing a schettino to a escape a haunted house but fell on the road"

by Darrentheshipguy1301 May 3, 2025