Dressing the Salad 

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

Dressing the Salad by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010

salad fingers 

A flash animation consisting of several episodes created by David Firth. Famous on the internet for its psychologically disturbing innocence, which is meant to be enjoyed for its weird nature.

"I like rusty spoons."

salad fingers by Amantis April 5, 2005

Big Salad 

Bigger than an ordinary salad. Elaine in Seinfeld would often order it.

George: What's in the BIG salad?

Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs.

Big Salad by Yester April 26, 2006

hobo salad 

a filled trashcan, dumpster, or any other waste receptacle

I saw a hobo picking through a large trashcan, he's gonna enjoy a tasty hobo salad tonight.

hobo salad by B123456 June 19, 2008

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some [tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

tossed salad dressing by futga January 30, 2012

Word Salad

What someone claims you did when they wanted a simple answer to a complex question.

Youtuber during a "rebuttal": "And they didn't actually give a response, all they did was give word salad.

Word Salad by Timelord999 December 25, 2020

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015