Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.

“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.

"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."

by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012

Like a Salmon

to do something, absolutly anything and say like a salmon afterwards......

#1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,

#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!

#3 oh man i did her like a salmon

by the salmon van April 2, 2010

Salmon Killer

1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.

"Turn the light in your room off salmon killer!"

by Steve H. Perry February 27, 2009

sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"

I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.

by cutPanini March 29, 2023