San Antonio Submariner 

When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.

Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.

For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.

San Antonio Submariner by Doubledee, MD January 15, 2010

San Francisco Values 

But let's talk about "San Francisco values", you know -- tolerance, entrepreneurship, and creativity.

Since O'Reilly boycotts everything he hates, I look forward to his boycott of all Bay Area-origin products. Same with every conservative who bashes San Francisco and the Bay Area. So no iPods or anything Apple. No HP computers. No Google. No Yahoo. No eBay. Those conservative bloggers using Blogspot, MovableType, or TypePad? Sorry. Those products are Bay Area-based.

Also no Adobe or Macromedia products. No computers, either, since most run on AMD or Intel. No tax preparation using Intuit products. Cancel your Netflix subscription. Cancel your TiVo subscription. Remove your Network Associates or Symantec virus protection software from your computer. Unplug your Netgear wifi router.

Don't wear Levis (or any kind of jeans), Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, or buy your kids Gymboree. Avoid LeapFrog learning toys. Boycott Pixar movies. Boycott any movie using George Lucas' ILM special effects shop. Stay away from Treos and other Palm devices. Don't let Charles Schwab manage your portfolio. Don't bank at Wells Fargo.

Yeah, those "San Francisco values" sure are dragging the region down. Making it weak as it falls behind the rest of the country -- the parts that don't share "San Francisco values" -- economically and socially.

Or, maybe -- just maybe -- it's made the region a magnet for the world's smartest, most innovative, most entrepreneurial individuals and an incubator of the world's most dramatic technological advances.

Oh they just have those San Francisco values which I call it because I'm a bigoted, stuck up conservative.

San Francisco Values by smarty8987 August 24, 2008

San Diego State 

My school. Home to many whores and dick heads. But also to a few cool people (like me). Too many blond bitches, too many pairs of Chanel sunglasses, too many frat boys. Tons of parties tho, which makes the whole thing worth while.

San Diego State holla!

San Diego State by 420 chick July 14, 2005

San Jose 

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.

ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?

San Jose by ME June 18, 2004

San Francisco 

A beautiful city in california, with a diverse culture. Only downside is the large amount of hipsters. Hipsters can be identifyed by the following:

Jean cut-offs
ironic facial hair
non-perscription glasses
riding a bike
tattoo of random, useless things, i.e. PBR, cheeseburger, mermaid etc
rolled up jeans, showing ankles (if not wearing cut offs)

I sure love San Francisco, too bad all the hipsters have taken over the mission, with their organic food and strange flavored ice cream.

San Francisco by stellerz June 22, 2011

San Fransisco 

one of the coolest cities in the world. Located in California, its known as one of the biggest gay community places. it contains land marks such as golden gate Bridge and Alcatraz.

dude 1: hey i went to san fransisco the other day. i went to Alcatraz.
dude 2: you gay!!
dude1: shut up.

San Fransisco by luke--- a punchbag for the public December 25, 2008

san francisco 

the REAL city of brotherly love

Teacher: Which city is know as the 'City of Brotherly Love'?

Student X: San Fransisco?

Teacher: Take your desk and sit in the hall.

Student X: (smiles)

san francisco by LMF August 11, 2005