LMF's definitions

faws

Fat Army Wife Syndrome

a chick that marries a G.I. and has a nice little body, but within a year, looks like Louie Anderson

Rey: You seen Daves wife? She got a case of FAWS real bad.

Quentin: Damn, maybe we shouldn't enlist.

by LMF April 15, 2005

san francisco

the REAL city of brotherly love

Teacher: Which city is know as the 'City of Brotherly Love'?

Student X: San Fransisco?

Teacher: Take your desk and sit in the hall.

Student X: (smiles)

by LMF August 11, 2005

choust

(V): The intentional pursuit of the opposite gender, with sexual aspirations. Derived from the words chastity and joust.

Let's go out to the bar tonight and choust some ladies.

by lmf August 15, 2015