Robert

Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend

Timmy, you havent been very nice today, why cant you just be more Robert-like

by Malicos February 10, 2021

Robert Horry

The Nate Dawg of professional basketball. Everything he touches turns to gold.

We were about to get capped 6 on 2 then this mu-fucka to my right got Robert Horry on the twin glock .40's.

by ricknoberts June 25, 2005

Robert

The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7

Hey where’s Robert, he is on the toilet or sleeping.

by xsavaex December 3, 2017

Robert

A teenaged male with OCD and social anxiety, he is easily freaked out by the fact that a person's wingspan is the same length as a person's height. This is a person with balls and is brave as he is the type of guy to throw a cone at a stray cat. He can change attitudes quickly from a serious philosopher to a basic white girl all the way down to asking, "you like jazz"

Robert-"You like jazz"
Friend-"stfu"

by You_like_jazz November 18, 2020

robert swift

the face of the NBA. not only is he tall, but he owns the boards too. straight out of bakersfield california, swift's career high is 8 points.

Greg: did you watch the sonic game last night?
Jerry: no, but i heard robert swift dominated
Greg: yeah he had 6 points and 5 rebounds

by shitnigga April 2, 2007

Robert Pattinson

Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.

Also see: ugly and untalented

Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

roberto luongo

Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history.

vancouver, hockey, canucks, orca bay, markus naslund and roberto luongo, roberto luongo's play

by nick czapi December 9, 2007