A school in LCPS (now a controversial district according to national news) that serves the wealthiest communities. Founded in 2015. School staff, education, and safety is gold standard.
The typical ram species: a. athletic prowess, b. incredible wealth c. ditziness d. less incidents of "emo", e. mediocre intelligence . e. significant lack of personality, f. insecurity, g. stuck up, h. blandness, I. horrifyingly unoriginal sense of humor
Scientists question intelligence of the rams. It runs its deafening mating calls in the halls at decibels of 90+. Body odor is putrid, as showering is not a habit amongst them. Diet = unhealthy slop offered by LCPS to it's children. Many escape this prison yard for Chick-fil-a using their dad's money so they can survive lunchtime using their rich privilege. When a parent fails to provide needs of a ram, ex. getting the color of a car they wanted a bit off, they start shrieking and crying like a 3 yr old child.
Class 2019: Founding class! Teacher, staff, parent, and neighborhood faves. Rulers of the school and think they own it. Girls got smoker voices, but the staff knows not to dress code them. Get into Harvard..or even George Mason, or even Radford, your rep. will still be safe. If you are going to community college......ULTIMATE SOCIAL SUICIDE!!
Class 2020: Incredibly obnoxious, and nobody likes these brats. Ruined Riverside after coming here.
Class 2021: Decent people w/ manners.Less competitive academically, but still high achieving.
The typical ram species: a. athletic prowess, b. incredible wealth c. ditziness d. less incidents of "emo", e. mediocre intelligence . e. significant lack of personality, f. insecurity, g. stuck up, h. blandness, I. horrifyingly unoriginal sense of humor
Scientists question intelligence of the rams. It runs its deafening mating calls in the halls at decibels of 90+. Body odor is putrid, as showering is not a habit amongst them. Diet = unhealthy slop offered by LCPS to it's children. Many escape this prison yard for Chick-fil-a using their dad's money so they can survive lunchtime using their rich privilege. When a parent fails to provide needs of a ram, ex. getting the color of a car they wanted a bit off, they start shrieking and crying like a 3 yr old child.
Class 2019: Founding class! Teacher, staff, parent, and neighborhood faves. Rulers of the school and think they own it. Girls got smoker voices, but the staff knows not to dress code them. Get into Harvard..or even George Mason, or even Radford, your rep. will still be safe. If you are going to community college......ULTIMATE SOCIAL SUICIDE!!
Class 2020: Incredibly obnoxious, and nobody likes these brats. Ruined Riverside after coming here.
Class 2021: Decent people w/ manners.Less competitive academically, but still high achieving.
Clueless person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Riverside Highschool LCPS.
Clueless person: Wow! I've heard that it is such a great school!
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me?
ClueFUL person: LOL, you got to Riverside? I feel so bad for you. Good luck living!
Person 2: Riverside Highschool LCPS.
Clueless person: Wow! I've heard that it is such a great school!
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me?
ClueFUL person: LOL, you got to Riverside? I feel so bad for you. Good luck living!
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Person 1: Man, Mr. Jeffery is such a Riverchart.
Person 2: Aw man, I forgot about that story. Yeah, he's such a cuck.
Person 2: Aw man, I forgot about that story. Yeah, he's such a cuck.
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usually defined as a flowing body of water.
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
A)Have u heard that river has a new partner?
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
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Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Sit next to a River, and you'll feel all better!
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
by I actually sing and dance March 12, 2023
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Johnny: What is the Riverside STEM Academy all about?
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
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--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!
--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!
by dagider September 13, 2010
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Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
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