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relax tax

When you relax around a black person and pay the tax for it.

Tax might range from black eye, permanent brain damage via concussion, or even your life.
Jessica Whitaker paid the relax tax
by Iamveryracist July 13, 2020
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Relu

A badass crow which is MORE better and intelligend than Ere Nigar's, Relu is also from romania and it's also the Crowkage of the hidden feather village. For more
Ere Nigar: Did u seen Relu?
Gigi: Yes, he is at the office working on a plan.
Ere Nigar: Mee too, i want to make pate out of him.
Gigi: You don't stand a chance against him.
by Crowkage January 14, 2021
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When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.
Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."

John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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Happily Relationshiped

Similar to 'Happily Married' however the relationshipers do not intend to change their current relationship status and are content just being boyfriend/girlfriend.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
Guy : No thanks, I'm happily relationshiped.
by DogChips July 20, 2010
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Socialibly Relaxed

An alternative to drunk, sloshed, plastered, etc. but avoiding the stigma surrounding alchohol abuse.
Saying to someone, "I'm not pissed, I'm socialibly relaxed".
by timred87 March 26, 2011
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mature relationship

A relationship where you really care for someone. Where you are comfortable and can be yourself around them, yet know you can still be seductive towards them. You are only sexy for this one person. A mature relationship doesn't mean sex, but means that you trust that person enough to know they would respect your views on interactions such as that. In a mature relationship you are comfortable enough to talk about a future or what make you happy, what makes you feel good, and what you don't like without fearing judgement. A mature relationship is a mutual love shared by two people embarking on a future together.
Tom and Julia's mature relationship led them to a long life together.
by ChrysanthemumAngel December 17, 2016
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Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.
by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017
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