rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests most often have sex with young boys; 2. Bodily orifice where priests most often violate young boys

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee September 4, 2008

recarbohydrize

1. To replenish one's body with carbohydrates. See also recarbohydratize

Person 1: Dude, I'm low on carbs.

Person 2: You need to recarbohydrize

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.

Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!

by ian May 13, 2005

rectal curtains

A condition caused by to much anal sex.

This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.

by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006

rectal excrement

To defecate, or shit out of the ass!!

dear lord, thats a gooey rectal excrement made by timmy??!!!

by Vanrick August 12, 2007

rectal paste

shit

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!

by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009

rectanglelationship

Involves 4 people within none are happy. All of the their affections are misdirected. Much more complicated and destructive than a love triangle.

Me: I like Jason but he likes Emily who likes Mike who likes me! This rectanglelationship sucks!

by JessicaBlogs July 24, 2009