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fist pump

an arm motion made during intense moments of musical euphoria, defined by the outward thrusting of the fist and flexing in-between repetitions. Usually done in groups of 3 or more. Can also be done inside a moving vehicle for extra style points and honks from random females
1. The beegees techno remix is on... it's fist pump time!

2. At the club, John likes to fist pump his way to the dancefloor

3. The guido fist pump is part of every successful man's nightlife
by greenek January 30, 2008
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2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis
That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.
by JosephD August 30, 2006
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Pumping The Faucet

A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...

-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"

-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"

-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"

-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"

-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
by xLOGICx July 14, 2007
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penis pump

A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis
Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom
by Jason May 7, 2003
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pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants
dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!
by billisan October 1, 2008
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Pumpkathrust

The game in which you carve dick sized holes in a pumpkin for up to 4 people and you all fuck it, but be wary, the dicks will touch so time your thrusts and bust a nut on your friends dicks.
I cant wait to bust a nut while playing pumpkathrust !
by Hallonut November 1, 2017
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swag pumped

To carry one’s self with heavy or unsteady movements from side-to-side with infused enthusiasm, competitive spirit, energy, and exerting oneself in a manner likened to pumping.

The famous rapper Eminem in several popular videos to include “Lose Yourself” demonstrates many moments of “swag pumped” in front of his dressing room mirror prior to performing. Additionally, several moments can be viewed in this same video where his whole audience is “swag pumped”.
“This world is mine for the takin’…so swag pumped!!”
by Gambler42 August 19, 2010
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