Puckered Donga

A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle

1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.

by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017

pluckable

Someone who is sexually desirable; a person that you lust after.

OMG -- that woman by the pool is so pluckable!

by mmmmolina June 17, 2018

Phucking fone

When your phone autocorrects a word or phrase and it made it:
1. Not make sense
2. Really funny
3. Kind of offensive or awkward

“Hey can I see your pussy?”
“Umm...no”
“I meant puppy. Phucking fone.”

by Phase10 May 16, 2018

Puck whore

The person who has a thing for hockey players.

Abby is such a puck whore she dated all the guys on the hockey team.

by yellowsand February 9, 2019

puck

a stubby, fat, uncircumcised penis

"Man, did you check out the puck on that guy?"
"Ew, I know, right?"

by ZHdoubleKR June 1, 2019

puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

by Shabidoo June 20, 2019

Plucketa

1. An onomatopoeia of the sound of a mans balls make hitting another mans taint during sexual inter course.

2. The sound of male genitalia slapping his hand during masturbation. Which tends to speed up in frequency closer to ejaculation.

1. From the other room a loud, “plucketa, plucketa, plucketa” was heard as the two ravaged each other sexually.

I tapped on the stall at Starbucks and could here a faint, “plucketa, plucketa, plucketa” from the otherwise of the stall door.

by ColaQueen September 27, 2019