protean shake

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

by Tim Fackler December 15, 2008

prot

used to replace any word in a phrase as long as the audience or listener can properly assume what the replaced word is.

1. I protting hate this guy.
2. Holy prot!
3. I gotta prot before we leave.

by D.B. Fox January 29, 2009

The Slutty Pretzel

A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like

"wow u seen that girl in the wheelchair, i would love to make "the slutty pretzel" with her

by verysickboy.1 July 19, 2011

pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

by Dome Timer November 1, 2006

pretzel

When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.

I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008

prot

A short way to say the word "prostitute"

I'm sure glad that prot's gonna get busted.

by evil maniac April 27, 2003

Prot

A word Douche Bags Faggots Use thinking it means Cute/Pretty (Beautiful) + Hot put Together

Whoa She's Sooooo Prot

A: Wow She's really Pretty (Beautiful). B: Hell No! She's Prot!!

by Im qwerty December 20, 2010