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Chicago Politics

Commonly referred to on CNN in relation to the Obama presidential campaign, but never explained because journalists are to afraid too explain it. There is a good reason. Chicago politics are incredibly corrupt, dead people still vote, big businesses get "incentives", and friends of the politicians get jobs, money, cars ect. However bad this may sound, Chicago is the city that works, even its corruption works, surprisingly well actually; so much so that people make light of the dead vote, the jobs, and the dynasty like families that run the city. Chicagoans love it, because "Chicago Politics" have produced one of the best, most beautiful, and unique cities in the world where a poor man of mixed race, raised by a single parent can become a world icon.
Lou: What do you mean by Chicago Politics?

Wolf: If I tell you on national TV, its only going to get worse.
by CHIWOLF March 4, 2008
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politics

the process of decision making for individuals and/or groups
politics is everywhere
by BlankGirl December 26, 2004
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politic

Origin: A utilization of the traditionally defined 'politic' made popular by the Wu Tang Clan in the early '90's.

Definition: 1. to handle business or professional matters. / 2. to socialize for personal or professional gain
A: Yo son, you wanna come puff on a blunt?
B: I gotta stop by my lawyer's office n politic for a minute but I'll get at you after.

A: You wanna go out tonight or just chill in the cut?
B: I'm gonna go out downtown to politic with some cats n get my name out there, maybe even shop the demo.
by Raekwon-Webster November 23, 2009
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Politicship

Noun;
1.Being a sore loser in the world of politics
2.Putting other politicians down to make yourself seem better.
3.Equal to sportmanship but involing politics.
ex: unsportsman-like conduct is equal to unpoliticman-like conduct.
Al Gore has bad politicship in his movie, the Inconvenient Truth, when he involves how he lost the election every 5 seconds.

In the school election, Bobby's campaign posters claimed that Billy sucks and nobody should vote for him instead of saying how good of a president Bobby will be.

During the Election, Katherine yelled out in her speech that Annie is a dirty whore and is going to have sex with every boy to get their vote. She was disqualified for unpolitic-like conduct.
by LayLayy Keys May 3, 2009
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Politician

A lying, unprincipled, selfless person whose dirth of self-respect compels him to desperately sell himself to any buyer. He derives all his self-respect second-hand from others, but he can never fill the bottomless pit where his ego belongs. He lacks serious convictions and has no heroes; he lacks the confidence and courage to hold and form his own opinions. He is not a man, but a mouthpiece of the fools whose approval he cherishes.
Example 1:
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*

After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"

Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"

Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."

Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"

Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
by turibe February 19, 2011
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Polytics

A word used to describe the complicated and intricate entanglements of being in polyamorous relationships. Often associated with frustrating nature of jealousy vs compersion, time management, and trying to remember the seemingly endless web of connectivity between people involved in polyamory.
observer 1: How come Ben and Carly are here together? I thought Carly always spent the weekends with Patricia?

Observer 2: Ah, well Carly and Patricia had a disagreement on wednesday about how much time Patricia was spending with Michelle and Patrick, so Carly decided to spend the weekend with Ben, and then when Ben goes on holiday with his boyfriend Noah, Carly and Patricia are going to sit down and talk about their feelings, and decide whether they are still each other's primary partner or if the dynamic has shifted. There's a lot of polytics involved.
by Phoenyx999 June 6, 2011
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Politically Correct Card

The act of using the term Politically Correct in an political argument or debate in an effort to cover for not stating one's unpopular opinion. Mostly done out of cowardliness to avoid being criticized for sharing their unpopular opinion for fear of being ridiculed or in an effort to cheaply stifle someone's well explained opinion.
Being confronted with an well argued opinion opposed to Paul's point of view, Paul decided to play the Politically Correct Card instead of giving a proper counter argument.
by Libertatis June 9, 2016
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