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pizza slices

refers to types of breasts, usually long, triangular, and saggy, the nipples making the point at the bottom of the "slice."
Guy: I wonder what that grody girl looks like naked.
Guy 2: Her tits are probably pizza slices.
by Dawoop May 17, 2010
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pizzly

Noun; The result of the mating of a grizzly bear and a polar bear. Once thought to be only existent in labs, this creature was discovered in the wild in 2006.

Known to be the single most deadly creature ever to exist, Pizzly bears are multiplying fast and spreading, thanks to their tolerance to varied climates, all over the world. Common habitats include forests, artic tundras, cities, deserts, and your closet.

They are on average 7' tall and can weigh as much as 550 lbs. Pizzlies are characterized by white fur, long claws, a humped back, a shallow face, and brown patches around its eyes, nose, and back.

A mix of two deadly predators, the Pizzly can run -30 mph (meaning can travel 30 miles in one hour BEFORE they leave) and have claws so sharp that by reading this sentence about them you are already bleeding. They are extremely strong and resilient to damage. Shots fired at Pizzly bears have only shown that they do in fact bleed testosterone. Any reports of a dead Pizzly is just a Pizzly infiltrating our universities and museums (see below).

Pizzly bears are masters of disguise and can easily go undercover as a cab drivers, senators, or news anchors (i.e. Katie Couric).

Pizzly bears actively hunt humans for food and for sport, so it is important that when traveling in their habitat (everywhere) you take precautions;
draw around yourself a Pizzly bear circle and carry a mixture of one part honey and one part seal blood, thus appealing the appetite of both halves of this creature. This should give you enough time to draft a short will and testament.
-warning-
Persons denying the existence of Pizzly bears or belittling their danger may in fact be Pizzly bears themselves. Ask them to smile. See their sharp canine teeth? This indicates that they are cubs nearing maturity that are in disguise (see above/CBS evening news)
"Hey let's take two ridiculously dangerous animals and cross them, then call it a Pizzly"
"A Pizzly bear killed my (mother/father/sibling/child/priest)"
"Oh loo-
(this is all you have time to say before a Pizzly bear kills you)
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pizza toppings

known in some circles to refer to Magic mushrooms,Psilocybin
To unlearn what you have learned in life and learn it again from the point of view of a innocent child when the world is a new.
Do you have any pizza toppings?
Did you want mushrooms with your Pizza?
Its Fry time,
Trippin
by Chrismm September 24, 2005
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pizza dough

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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Cunt Pizza

A pizza with no meat.
Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.
by MentalMystics August 12, 2009
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licorice Pizza

A term for a vinyl 12" 'long playing' or 'LP' record. Named because it is black and about the same size as a pizza.
I have that song on an old 33-1/3 rpm licorice pizza
by Johan Svenson December 28, 2005
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Pizza Hut

An inexpensive fast food restaurant where dating couples can dine on a budget.
Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2017
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