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Sometimes after you masturbate, and take a piss, you jizz a little.
Brandon: Dude! I just just pizzed in the toilet!!!!
by alex t dd ddd August 10, 2009
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When you pee after you cum you sometimes get a mixture of pee and jizz resulting in pizz.
" O Becky you were great in bed! Now I have to go to the bathroom to pizz!"
by Brandflakes101 November 28, 2012
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The combination of pee and jizz which normally comes out after the piss following having sex or masturbating
Dude after a fucked kayla I took a long ass pee but I had to stand there for like 15 seconds after to get the pizz out.
by Wierd ass September 09, 2009
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word of origin - french with a hint of RockRollying

noun: the combination of piss and jizz that is produced and discharged out of a males reproductive organ
Some may enjoy the taste of pizz after enjoying a large melon.
by Melon Defiler May 03, 2011
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When you are taking a piss and miraculously you start jizzing out of you ass onto the floor.

This happens to every man at least once in there life it starts from not masterbaiting for at least 2 days so your jizz needs out some way so it shoots out your ass.

This will leave rashes in your ass for about three weeks.

It will hurt to walk and you can prevent this by shoving a tampon up your ass if this happens twice in a day you will die unless you have butt sex with someone in less than an hour.

Will leave you in a bad mood called P.B.S. which means penis blows penis blows shit!
You havent masterbaited for 2 days and you are pissing suddenly a painful leak out of the bottom of your ass you will just fall to the ground screaming ooouuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhh! You have just pizzed.

"Hey man!Whatsup?"
"Don't talk to me im pizzing man"
"owwwwwwe sorry man "
"Everybody run!!!!!!!!Bill's PBSing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by respectful1 September 15, 2009
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That INCREDIBLE feeling felt during urination (piss)immediatley after having an orgasm. Combination of remaining semon (Jizz) and urine that delivers a near 2nd out-of body experience of ectasy.
I cant wait to go for round 5 baby....but first ,I realllly need to Pizz!!.......
by creative1 July 21, 2010
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When you take a piss after sex and your urethra is obstructed by jizz which creates a wild flow of unpredictable urine stream that shoots in every direction.
Man, I took a pizz this morning and it sprayed the entire sink, even the mirror and hand towels.
by TheRover October 20, 2017
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