2b pencil

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not

Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon

by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.

Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...

by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023

pEnCiL

a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead

YO I GAVE UR MOM THE PENCIL LAST NIGHT ooOooOoOoOo

by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022

Pencil

The asian counterpart to an 'inside out oreo'. Asian on the outside, black on the inside- hence pencil.

Extremely White Person- "Yo I'm an insideout oreo !"
Super Asian Person- "Ite, Imma pencil."
Extremely White Person- "Whaaaaaaa"

by ilovemyasianfriendm! December 1, 2011