Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Pencil pal

A friend who wants to me more one day and then the next day they don’t. Will erase their progress and go back into the friend zone almost instantly

my pencil pal, only wants to be my friend when it’s convenient for her but last night she was definitely a permanent marker, pal

by Dirtrider10017 July 14, 2025

Diamond Pencil

ITS A PENCIL MADE OF DIAMONDS

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?

by Yikers173 November 6, 2019

pencil

a object used to plug the butthole

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea

by big dic mommy September 8, 2021

Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020

Pencil

the object used to kill a man

a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”

by AManOfFocusCommitmentSheerWill March 1, 2020

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023