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Martultimatum paradox

Paradox in which you are stuck in a situation where you can't decide whether to give hope or reject one's feelings basically having no other ways to deal with something until it dies off.

I.e: Someone who is afraid of commitment but doesn't want to hurt the other's feeling by rejecting them.

Officially named after the person who caused the paradox hypothesis
"Damn bro im in a Martultimatum paradox with this girl rn" "Make up your mind bro"
by nightmarerobma January 2, 2024
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Dog Paradox

When dogs chase their tail, they go in a circle. Circles don't end, which makes them have a dog paradox.
by J.T. Mersmer November 8, 2019
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The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.
Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.
by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024
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Spoiler Paradox

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one
“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”
by Mufasamarini2 March 16, 2021
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No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.
by [._.] July 13, 2022
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The Blonde Paradox

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox
by Evanafex January 31, 2023
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the fän paradox

if something hates everything, that means they hate hating everything, but then that also means they hate hating everything, and that continues on endlessly, so, do they really hate everything?
PERSON UNO: I HATE EVERYTHING
PERSON DOS: jesus christ calm down ur gonna start the fän paradox and cause a fucking resonance cascade
by deliriousidiot February 12, 2024
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