Panda Poop

after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet

dude i just took a massive panda poop

awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet

by asdofjawefjaksdjf April 05, 2009

panda question

when someone asks you a question, and you decide that it has to be one of the answers because they wouldn't ask you if the answer was something normal

the television: True or false: a panda was the president of the United States for a brief period in 1901.
you: Well, I guess it must be true. that's crazy!
the television: Of course it's false!!! A panda? The president of the United States? What were you thinking?!?!

by Nick "If it bleeds, we can kill it" Kostalas March 11, 2004

Panda-Bitch

any girl, or effeminate male who is an insomniac, but does not necessarily (a) bitch for that reason. The insomnia must sooo bad that they have gigantic black rings around their eyes, wich makes the "panda". And they must be so submissive, they would allow themselves to be anyone's bitch.

"man L you're such a panda-bitch"
"Paris is being such a panda-bitch, the dirty slut"

by mariarubbersoul September 11, 2009

Hello Panda

1.An oriental chidren's snack. It is a chocolate fille, bite-sized,biscuit shaped in cute ways with cute panda designs on the biscuits.

2. Last ditch effort if unable to get a hold of Pepero or Pocky.

kid1: Hey. I'm kinda hungry. Got anyhting to eat?
Kid2: Well, wehave some Hello Panda in the kitchen.
Kid1: Damn man.Why the hell dont you have any Pepero orPocky? -bitch slaps kid2-

by D.J.Corny Name April 13, 2005

Sneezing Panda

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.

Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"

by Iku Iku October 19, 2009

Sloppy Panda

while during the act of getting a blowjob you punch the female in both eyes at the same time, then ejaculate all over her face turning her eyes black and her face white resembling a panda

So i brought this chick over to my house, i ended up giving the bitch a sloppy panda.

by sloppydom May 04, 2010

Panda Eyes

When a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like a Panda.

Coming out of the shower,
Marina "Oh my god my mascara ran, I have Panda eyes."
Alice "Ha Ha, me too"

by DantheFrog August 18, 2011