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the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted. There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in video memes.
Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has no caucasian dancers! Racist!"

Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "
by ACNLshit May 24, 2016
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Pack

To relentlessly insult somebody with absolutely no mercy. Usually consists of similar insults, but rarely any ever reused. Packing style insults almost never have any relation to anything, and are pulled out of their ass.
Dude 1: Yo man what's up

Dude 2: Yo shut the fuck up idiot

Dude 1: Nah bro I'm gonna pack you for that

Dude 2: You won't

Dude 1: Dumbass boy look at your hairline lets see how many fingers it can fit, fuck wrong with you boy I walked in on you jerking off with a Thanos gauntlet on to fucking Veggie Tales bitch ass boy look at you fuckin eyebrows boomerang lookin ass boy I walked in on your Grandma being butt fucked by a gang of fifteen cockroaches all dressed in suits and top hats with coconuts on their titties singing "awinga bae awinga bae aaa" bitch ass boy tell me why your grandpa lost a 7 hour staring contest to a fucking handicapped parking space bitch ass boy your mom shoves hotwheels up her asshole at 3am and calls it "THE THUNDERDOME" fuck wrong with you boy you sit in the sauna with a windbreaker on for fun fuck wrong with you boy tell me why your grandpa's crusty ass pussy looks like it got snapped away by Thanos bitch ass boy tell me why you look like fucking Barney The Dinosaur if he had 23 chromosomes bitch ass boy ugly ass.

Guy 2: How the fuck did you say that all in 12 seconds without stuttering
by Neoshrimp May 11, 2022
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Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
by Zupalan January 9, 2019
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pace booty

During a competitive racing event, the attractive body of someone running or racing faster than you. Allows you to go faster than normally possible by attempting to hang with a hottie.
I latched on to some cute pace booty and achieved a sub 20 in that 5k.
by microspawn February 20, 2009
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Snack Pack Race Track

You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.
Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour
by Rick James6969 December 23, 2008
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Pacsun

A retail clothing store that originated in Newport Beach, CA. Pacsun primarily sells clothing to teens, and young adults. Pacsun sells clothing brands that are associated with surfing, skating, and snowboarding. Their slogan is, "Wear what you like."
Person 1 "Ugh, I need a new bikini"
Person 2 "Go check out Pacsun, they have lots of great styles."
by Slogans March 4, 2007
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packing plastic

Having credit cards that have large limits or no limits at all.
I dont care I am "packing plastic" I can buy anything I want
by Myimmortal791 June 28, 2008
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