surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.

i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!

by miffygrl July 29, 2009

Bulldozer driver

Somebody who is sitting between two males...in a car, at a dinner table, etc...

Lunch today sucked ass, cholo. I was the bulldozer driver to and from the restaurant!

by squish squashy May 2, 2006

Bad driver

Tatianna Alvarez

Tati is the definition of a bad driver.

by nicopico March 2, 2020

Mercedes driver

Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.

I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road

by kenneth flatley October 10, 2021

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.

The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.

by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010

someday driver

Someone who drives poorly and you hope "someday" they will get driving lessons and finally learn to drive.

A replacement for Sunday driver directed at people who are driving poorly, very slowly in the left lane or just dithering and dawdling, not signaling or just plain unaware of their surroundings and what is the appropriate response. Often holding a cell phone! A crash waiting to occur!

Look at that someday driver, maybe he'll finally learn how to use his signal.

Let's pass that someday driver before he loses control and drives some poor innocent off the road!

by George TheCar August 17, 2009