Bulldozer driver

Somebody who is sitting between two males...in a car, at a dinner table, etc...

Lunch today sucked ass, cholo. I was the bulldozer driver to and from the restaurant!

by squish squashy May 2, 2006

Bad driver

Tatianna Alvarez

Tati is the definition of a bad driver.

by nicopico March 2, 2020

surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.

i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!

by miffygrl July 29, 2009

Mercedes driver

Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.

I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road

by kenneth flatley October 10, 2021

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.

The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.

by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010

Zombie Driver

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.

Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.

Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!

by Maddriver March 15, 2013